Call me Cleopatra

My Aunt Jennifer is an excellent painter, and here's why: I am her MUSE.

While some might take offense to inspiring such creatures as the Hipponkey - I am nothing short of amused. Afterall, why shouldn't magical, mythical creatures find their roots based in my existence?

I love Aunt Jen's work. Not just for the bright colors, the wild jungle themes, and that my name is featured dead center, but rather that with each new client Jen gains from the sales of her children's paintings - I gain a new recruit for my baby army.

So come one, come all! Check out Aunt Jen's site: www.JenPaints.blogspot.com and order a painting for the favorite baby in your life. You've got to give a little, to get a little. And I need to get a few more recruits.

A Tribute

I would like to take a break from my usual discussion of World Domination to begin a Monthly Tribute to any person who ignites the fires of inspiration deep in the belly of my soul.

This month, I would like to take a moment and honor: My Aunt.

Look at Aunt Annie. Her red hair. Her strong, inquisitive body language. Her suave choice in jumpsuits.

I felt it was a good time to step back from the daily toil of my quest for Totalitarian Leadership, an honor a woman of my own heart. And hair color.

So here's to you, Aunt Annie! Keep up your fashion sense! You have inspired me to seek a bit more creativity in my own clothing adventures.

Baby Army Unites!

Welcome, my pretties! I have spent months solidifing my plans for Operation: Total World Domination, and despite the many attempts at thwarting my goals, I have prevailed. Today I lean over the cusp of completion, and I tingle at delight to think that in only a few days I can share with you, my beloved peons, the fruit of my labors.

Look At Me Now

As my 7th month birthday rounds the corner, I feel it is time to step back and really look at how far I've come.

I've learned how to open my eyes, and look around. I've learned how to jump around in my Jumperoo. I've established a real connection with my parents: they understand when I'm hungry, when I'm happy, when I'm really irritated that they are not paying enough attention to me.

But perhaps my greatest accomplishment is that I have finalized my blue prints for the Baby Army, the core foundation of Operation: Total World Domination.

So yeah, I feel pretty good.